Suck at life...

No sausage pizza again because we had a bye this week, but the weekend's pizza onslaught kind of made up for not having pizza tonight.

The Story
On Saturday we ordered 1 large cheese pizza and 1 large pepperoni pizza both with stuffed crust from Pizza Hut (I am aware of the contradiction to the blog name and the pizza ordered). We received 1 cheese pizza no stuffed crust and 1 sausage pizza with stuffed crust. So, either someone sucks at life so much that they can't even get our order close to correct or my love of sausage pizza is so hearty, that no matter what I order, a sausage pizza will be delivered. Anyway, a complaint to the manager prompted him to ask "What would you like me do?" and we responded with "Give us the correct order"...So, we ended up with 4 large pizzas....Nice.

Morals of the Story

• It's good that some people suck at life because it allows people who don't suck at life to get free stuff.


• If your love is strong enough it won't be denied, even if you don't order it.


• Create a list of snappy comebacks for the question "What would you like me to do?". Answering the question politely and realistically isn't funny.