Sausage Pizza is served quite hot...

This is obvious, but when the waiter/waitress places a pizza before you this logic is surprisingly removed from the brain. It would be nice if the black art pizza uses to remove this logic from the brain would also remove the sensory portion that experiences pain because biting into a pizza recently removed from a 450 degree oven hurts. 450 degrees is very hot...its roughly the melting for Selenium...that's ridiculous. The cruelty doesn't just stop with pain...the burn also has the ability to remove the sense of taste. Which means you are left with imagining the taste but still doing the work of lifting the pizza slice and chewing it...I'm positive this sadistic situation is what inspired Len Wein to give Wolverine his regeneration ability. Maybe it's not pizza's black art, but simply the mind craving pizza so much that it's willing to believe the pizza oil is not as hot as the oil poured from castles onto naive attackers. Either way pizza is served hot and it sucks when your burn the roof of your mouth or tongue.

Speaking of castles, Tommy mentioned that a blog about rizziness needs to include White Castle. I think this is true and made me wonder what is it about White Castle that makes it so rizzy (other than deliciousness). My conclusion is that anything with "castle" in its name or associated with castles is pretty much always rizzy.
Examples:

- Castle Grayskull - Medieval Times - Hendrix's Castles Made of Sand - Sand Castles

Also, castles are guaranteed to have attractive princesses and likely (at least in my mind) to have bear skin rugs...this makes getting 2 notches on the belt possible (1 notch for princess, 1 notch for bear skin rug). However, the log cabin is probably the structure most likely to have a bear skin rug, but its not likely to have attractive princesses. There should probably be a notch for sex in a castle since it's a dominant structure...better than the tepee, the igloo, the house, the fort, etc. I think the only thing that rivals it is Helms Deep an it's really just a spin off of the castle. Anyway, I think Castle is a good name for baby #2.



There were plenty of gems at tonights pizza consuming...

• Million Dollar Idea: Making crates with "Babysitter" labeled on the side. A crate is probably a better babysitter than most human options.


• Firing a BB gun probably isn't the same as firing a real gun...and if anyone asks you if you've fired a gun, don't use a BB gun as your example.


• Cheerleaders are slackers...they abbreviate team names when creating vocals for cheers and really put no thought into their words...if you take away their flashy gymnastics and prettiness, there is nothing to inspire a team to victory...Braveheart didn't need fancy stunts or good-looks to inspire an army to victory against hopeless odds. He only needed words...and Freedom



• Does Wheel of Fortune display the letters selected to the contestants? If so, why do some people ask for a letter that's already been selected? Are they stupid? If Alex was a contestant he would always try to solve the puzzle. Peter Griffin is clearly the best contestant ever



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• English class is really just S.S.R, so bring your calculator so you can actually learn something (preferably the TI-85)