Sausage Pizza Meeting...

Time: 6:30
Location: Bill's Pub
Chair: Ondo Show
Grant held a meeting tonight where he discussed his job, heparin and Dennis Quaid. He didn't where his lab coat and apparently hasn't worn it for a few years. He tapped Kim as his task master(?), but she wasn't able to control Alex's random thoughts...such as Dennis Quaid is the lame version of Harrison Ford, which is really the only reason any one knows who Dennis Quaid is. He was an extra in Stripes, which is probably his most notable role. I don't think there is any mechanism, strategy or mineral to stop Alex's random thoughts. Grant had the best strategy of just not inviting him to meetings. I guess Alex's random thoughts are the Superman of thoughts (minus the vulnerability to kryptonite).


Nigel has a new lady friend who is very multicoloral...white(hailing from Whitetoria), green (Irish), red (Native American), and black (African). She is also Italian because that's the nationality you get when you mix whites, greens and reds...just look at the flag.

Kim dominates the claw game. $2 has turned into two balls and bear in Bulls gear...it's too bad you can't pull sausage pizza out of the claw game. That would really give reason to being Kim's friend. Although, I can't imagine sausage pizza coming from the claw game would be of the highest grade. Sliders would probably be a better choice of prize for the claw game. Their size makes them the claw's perfect mark and their deliciousness is invincible to any hostile storage environment. For all I know, White Castle employees don't make sliders they actually do pull them from a claw machine. This is probably the reason getting a 30 pack takes so long. With Kim's sole ability of commanding the claw game she should work for White Castle and become their Jesus.
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Anyway, the Amazing Jonathan is hilarious and other things were discussed, but I can't stop thinking about having a White Castle branded claw machine...that would be rizzy.