Grant is better than my kid

1) Grant made it clear that he is much smarter than BDP...basically Grant is better than any child.
2) BDP is in the 99th percentile of loving balls (there just isn't a non-innuendo way to craft the statement).
3) You can save some money by ordering a cheese pizza and telling Duffy it's pepperoni...he won't know the difference.
4) Waitresses are much nicer to you if Alex isn't around.
5) What actually constitutes making out was brought up but not discussed in detail.
6) If you want to be left alone go to Saint George Island or just hang out with Grant and Julie.(BURN)
7) I am the only one who posts to this blog because I'm a super genius and because I don't know how to give anyone else rights to post.