No Pizza Today

We didn't get pizza tonight since it's Halloween and league was canceled. It's ok though because we took BDP out Trick or Treating so I got candy, which is a close second to sausage pizza. This also marks the first time he was able to do something for me...it's not mowing the lawn or washing the car, but I think I would take a free heaping bag of candy over the previous tasks...in fact, if I asked him to mow the lawn and he countered with providing me a grocery bag full of candy which I don't have to pay for, I would accept. Now, all he has to do is retrieve beers for Alex on command and he will have fulfilled his destiny.

Heroes is the greatest show ever...if you disagree I will shoot you in the face. If you saw the last episode you would get the reference (man with the horned rimmed glasses shoots Ivan in the face). I would never shoot anyone in the face...unless there was a gun that shot pizza. I would gladly shoot someone in the face with a pizza shooting gun...the pizza shooting gun could be the next million dollar invention. In fact, eating pizza with your hands and not using a pizza shooting gun almost seems neanderthalic...I have nothing against Neanderthals (wouldn't want to get sued by the Geico cavemen) they just didn't have the technology to eat pizza any other way but using their hands...I guess they had spears, but delivering pizza to your face via a spear ultimately ends ups with a spear in the face.

I am the most rizziest person ever...if you disagree, disagree to my face...but disagree to my face using the Internet.

I typed 'rizzy' into Google Images and this came up. I'm not a big post-it user, but these have the power to change men...for rizzy.

Grant is better than my kid

1) Grant made it clear that he is much smarter than BDP...basically Grant is better than any child.
2) BDP is in the 99th percentile of loving balls (there just isn't a non-innuendo way to craft the statement).
3) You can save some money by ordering a cheese pizza and telling Duffy it's pepperoni...he won't know the difference.
4) Waitresses are much nicer to you if Alex isn't around.
5) What actually constitutes making out was brought up but not discussed in detail.
6) If you want to be left alone go to Saint George Island or just hang out with Grant and Julie.(BURN)
7) I am the only one who posts to this blog because I'm a super genius and because I don't know how to give anyone else rights to post.

Post for Oct. 18, 0 AFR

This post occurs on Wednesday, October 18th in year 0 AFR.

Dates will now be referenced using the BFR (Before Free Refills) and AFR (After Free Refills) epochs (epoch)

Other topics covered but were not as sweet as free refills...
1) Alex is going to go to a seminar to get a super memory...there's a money back guarantee so it's a pretty sweet deal.
2) The debate rages on over whose break dancing flare is better between Alex and Nigel


After seeing this video, I don't know if either of them are conducting the proper flare, but I'm white so my opinion means nothing on this subject
3) I know a million dollar idea was discussed but I can't remember what is was...hopefully Alex gets his super memory soon because we can't afford to bring a stenographer to Wednesday night pizza...there was also a movie with Kate Hudson and some male actor where Kate Hudson was a stenographer and the title of the movie contained people's names, but the best title we could come up with was Kate and Leopold, but that's not right since it starred Wolverine and Meg Ryan...maybe it's You Me and Dupree.